Homestuck - Strider Be Mine

I don't speak hipster
But I can if you like.

I'll take you out tonight,
Say whatever you like.
Strider, strider be mine, strider be mine.
Put on a show tonight,
Do whatever you like.
Strider, strider be mine, strider be mine.

When I'm on a mission, I rebuke my condition.
If you're a strong leader you don't need permission.

I, I wish that I could dance on a single prayer.
I, I wish I could be strong without somebody there.
I, I wish that I could dance on a single prayer.
I, I wish I could be strong without you strider, yeah.

Na, na, na, na, na
Without you strider, yeah.
Na, na, na, na, na
Without you strider, yeah
Na, na, na, na, na
Without you strider, yeah
Na, na, na, na, na
Without you strider, yeah

Dave thinks he's such hot shit
With all his hipster tricks
Cause he gets all of the chicks
Can't believe even I fell for this

Dave thinks he's such hot shit
With all his hipster tricks
Cause he gets all of the chicks
Can't believe even I fell for this

Love is objectified by filling quadrants right.
Strider strider be mine, be fuckin' mine.
You bloody hypocrite, stealin' my heart for this
Cruel demonstration of ironic might

When I'm on a mission, I rebuke my condition.
Cause if you're a strong leader you don't need permission.

I, I wish that I could dance on a single prayer.
I, I wish I could be strong without somebody there.
I, I wish that I could dance on a single prayer.
I, I wish I could be strong without you strider, yeah.

Na, na, na, na, na
Without you strider, yeah.
Na, na, na, na, na
Without you strider, yeah
Na, na, na, na, na
Without you strider, yeah
Na, na, na, na, na
Without you strider, yeah

I wish that I could dance on a single prayer.
I wish I could be strong without these hipsters, yeah.
I wish that I could dance on a single prayer.
I wish I could be strong without you strider, yeah.

Na, na, na, na, na
Without you strider, yeah.
Na, na, na, na, na
Without you strider, yeah
Na, na, na, na, na
Without you strider, yeah
Na, na, na, na, na
Without you strider, yeah

Dave strider is the shit
Bitches can't handle it
Though blackroms make me sick
I've fallen for this prick

Dave strider is the shit
Bitches can't handle it
Though blackroms make me sick
I've fallen for this prick

No, seriously. I don't speak a lick of hipster.
Someone please enlighten me.