Homestuck - Make a troll out of you

Alright you grubsniffers!
Time shape your shit up and ship your asses out
If you've got any sense of pride in your heart, you'll follow me

Let's get down to business:
We can still win this game
Listen to my plan now
It's revenge we'll claim

You're the saddest bunch
I've ever met
Why can't you all
Just get a clue?
Very well, I guess I
Can lead you

Humans are like scalemates
Mostly fluff within
Once you find their weak points
You are sure to win

They're just useless, pink
Pathetic blobs
They're easy to manipulate
Get your asses in gear
That'd be great

Egbert deserves to be beaten up
If we ever meet I'll punch him
I don't give a shit about mixed up timelines
Even though they're in the same boat as us
Why don't they give up already?
Maybe they've also got a plan in mind (we are trolls)

Comeuppance swift as
The coursing river (we are trolls)
Then comes the smackdown
Like great typhoons (we are trolls)
Bitches can't handle
All your sick fires
Anonymous as the
Dark side of the moon

Our mission is upon us
There's the next update
Stop wasting time with buckets
That bullshit can wait
This ain't suited for
The rage of 4-chan so pack up, go home
We're through
Why should I bother with
Helping you? (we are trolls)

Comeuppance swift as
The coursing river (we are trolls)
Then comes the smackdown
Like great typhoons (we are trolls)
Bitches can't handle
All your sick fires
Anonymous as the
Dark side of the moon

Comeuppance swift as
The coursing river
Then comes the smackdown
Like great typhoons
Bitches can't handle
All these sick fires
Anonymous as the
Dark side of the moon